Would you rather?

Here's the rules:

Step 1) You type which of the 2 (or more) choices that are given.

Step 2) Next type a "Would you rather?" question of your own.

It's that simple.

I'll start off:

Would you rather:
1) Jump into a large vat of acid?
~or~
2) Get shoved over a cliff into shark infested waters?

Your choice.

Gah... that's a hard one! I suppose the acid.

Would you rather...

1.) Be shot with a shotgun in the stomach/chest.
2.) Be impaled with a longsword through the stomach/chest.

?

I would choose being shot with a shotgun in the stomach. You can easily counter that with one thing -- Bulletproof vest!

Would you rather...

1) Have your kidneys eaten out of parasites?
2) Get slapped to death square in the face by an eight-armed octopus man -- And be slapped by all eight arms at the same time.

You wouldn't die from getting your kidneys removed so I go with that

Would you rather:
1) Eat a bomb? (It could go off anytime)
~or~
2) Go in an explosive room with a match?

Your choice.

I would go with going in an explosive room with a match...because its a quick death.

Would you rather:

1. Fall off the Empire State Building

Or

2. Be eaten alive by a flesh eating illness.

Ethier one would suck if it happend to you.

Erm... fall of the empire sate building I guess...

Would you rather...
1) be bored for the rest of your life
Or.
2) Eat 50 year old meat that could quite possibly kill you?

I'd take boredom instead of death

Would you rather:

1) Be eaten by bears.

Or...

2) Be stung by a stingray... e.e

I'd b stung by a sting ray, at least I might live.

Would you rather:
1) Get your head cut off?
~or~
2) Drown in a lake?

Up to you.